<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 01:48:24 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Ian Varley</title><description>Austin | Houston | Living | Playing</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>355</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-6108611894899356430</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-02T20:48:24.405-05:00</atom:updated><title>The Examined Life: 2009</title><description>2009 has been a well documented year for me[1]. All year, I've been tracking my time in 15 minute increments using &lt;a href="http://www.bubbletimer.com"&gt;Bubble Timer&lt;/a&gt; (as I &lt;a href="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2009/01/pop-stack.html"&gt;said I would&lt;/a&gt; a year ago). Now, with a little SQL magic, I can look at my entire year in one picture:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://ianvarley.com/esemplastic/img/TheExaminedLife2009_1_weekly_700.png" width="625" height="302"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nifty, eh? Each data point is one week; each color is a different activity. I'm not saying what each color is, for my own privacy[2], but a couple of them are:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The blue on the bottom is "sleeping"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;The top is "Other" (notice how it fills in the cracks to make most days pretty consistent)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Other stuff in the middle includes Work, School, Music, Dog Walking, Housework, Food, Exercise, Reading, Personal, Web Surfing, Entertainment and Hanging out. But not in that order.&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's fairly consistent over time, but things do change; for example, all spring and summer, I worked on my Masters Degree, and then it ended in August, after which time I moved on to spending (some of) that time learning Pedal Steel guitar:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://ianvarley.com/esemplastic/img/TheExaminedLife2009_6_UTvsPedalSteel_700.png" width="625" height="302"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Blue (on the left) is time spent doing school work. Red (on the right) is time spent learning the new instrument.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In addition to tracking my time by category, I also "tag" certain time, like time spent listening to music. When I looked at that, I saw a disturbing trend throughout the year:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://ianvarley.com/esemplastic/img/TheExaminedLife2009_4_ListeningDown_700.png" width="350" height="169"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's up with that? Turns out that in the fall, I diverted a lot of my listening time into "listening while practicing" time (I often practice by playing along with music), which I didn't also tag as music listening time. When I add that back in, I get it moving to a nice steady state:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://ianvarley.com/esemplastic/img/TheExaminedLife2009_5_ListeningUp_700.png" width="350" height="169"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, it's not just for tracking trends over time; I can also see patterns in how I spend my time during a single day. For example, here's a 24 hour plot of how I spend the majority of my time:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://ianvarley.com/esemplastic/img/TheExaminedLife2009_7b_DailyTrends.png" width="625" height="302"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And my daily routines are evident (though still pretty flexible, as evidenced by the large spread):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://ianvarley.com/esemplastic/img/TheExaminedLife2009_8_Routines_700.png" width="625" height="302"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Was all this effort worth it? Who cares, it's pretty. :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://ianvarley.com/esemplastic/img/TheExaminedLife2009_3_UTvsElective_700.png" width="625" height="302"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously, though, I do actually enjoy both the tracking (which keeps me mindful of how I spend my time) as well as the eventual analysis (which hopefully gets easier as time goes on).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's up in 2010? A few things. First, in reading a book called &lt;a href="http://oreilly.com/catalog/9780596157128"&gt;Beautiful Data&lt;/a&gt;, I stumbled across this self-tracking web site:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://your.flowingdata.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.flowingdata.com/yfd2/img/yfd-logo.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It uses &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com"&gt;Twitter&lt;/a&gt; as a collection interface to let you track anything you want to (moods, hygiene, health, exercise, etc.). Been trying it out for a few days and I like what it does so far (it's got lots of visualizations built in - in fact, that's the focus of the research effort). I'll also continue using &lt;a href="http://www.livestrong.com/myplate/"&gt;Livestrong&lt;/a&gt; (which I mentioned &lt;a href="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2009/09/garbage-out.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, and recently got an Ajax-y revamp so it's easier to use). I'm also thinking about getting a &lt;a href="http://www.fitbit.com/"&gt;Fit Bit&lt;/a&gt;, which automatically tracks all your movements and sleeping patterns using built-in accelerometers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also learned this year that I'm not the only person who's interested in tracking all of this stuff about my life. In fact, there's a burgeoning community of "Self Trackers", with blogs like &lt;a href="http://www.quantifiedself.com/"&gt;The Quantified Self&lt;/a&gt;. So, while I am most certainly OCD about it, at least I'm not the only one. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1] - Some might even say my year has been a little &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;too&lt;/span&gt; well documented. And by "some" I mean "my wife". But I guess she should know, since I spent 34.8% of my waking time with her this year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[2] - Or putting axes on the graph, so that nobody comes back and complains that I am, say, spending 300 hours a year playing video games. Not that I am.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-6108611894899356430?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2010/01/examined-life-2009.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-2178982115234405951</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-02T19:27:39.877-05:00</atom:updated><title>Locavores</title><description>Since reading &lt;a href="http://www.michaelpollan.com/omnivore.php"&gt;Omnivore's Dilemma&lt;/a&gt; this fall, I've been more tuned in to the "local food" scene. I'm fortunate to live in a place where not only is that possible most of the year, but lots of other people are interested in it too. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thus: &lt;a href="http://www.edibleaustin.com/content/about-eat-local-week"&gt;Austin Eat Local Week&lt;/a&gt;. They've got a bevy of &lt;a href="http://www.edibleaustin.com/content/participating-restaurants-a-markets"&gt;local joints&lt;/a&gt; participating, a &lt;a href="https://www.sportsbaseonline.com/events/priced-items.xhtml?categoryId=11253&amp;conversationId=258911"&gt;local farms Bike Tour&lt;/a&gt; (that I'm actually missing right now, sadly) and several other events throughout the week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JAM and I started off the week right with a basket from &lt;a href="http://www.farmhousedelivery.com/"&gt;Farmhouse Delivery&lt;/a&gt; (sadly, without any bread from {name of amazing secret bread lady withheld})[1]. The produce was great:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4160643326/" title="Beets, Scallions, Peppers by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2640/4160643326_075b8a614d.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Beets, Scallions, Peppers" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4160643940/" title="Beet It by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2566/4160643940_90a41fe153.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Beet It" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4160644784/" title="About To Become Soup by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2533/4160644784_c4c0298701.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="About To Become Soup" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4160645332/" title="You Say Tomato by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2636/4160645332_c504916ceb.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="You Say Tomato" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We hastily converted much of it to calories in the form of dinner, including the giant mutant radishes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4160645888/" title="Crazy Radishes by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2603/4160645888_bfc626fbbd.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Crazy Radishes" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It does not escape me that this bounty comes to us in &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;freaking December.&lt;/span&gt; But as if to prove that, even here, we are not exempt from the seasons, we actually got freezing temperatures and a frost last night:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4159896389/" title="Frosty by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2578/4159896389_b933d496f9.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Frosty" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This morning, the dawg and I hit &lt;a href="http://www.boggycreekfarm.com/"&gt;Boggy Creek Farm&lt;/a&gt; (about 6 minutes drive from our house) and collected some eggs, sweet potatoes, and other goodies. Boggy creek is beautiful, and especially nice to visit during a week when everyone has the local food chain on their minds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4160650170/" title="Turnips ... ? by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2545/4160650170_6b7f4977fc.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Turnips ... ?" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4159894685/" title="Boggy Creek Sweet Potatoes by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2709/4159894685_815d08935c.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Boggy Creek Sweet Potatoes" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4160652086/" title="Red Tractor by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2694/4160652086_c11abe9088.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Red Tractor" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hope we can make it to several other Austin farms and restaurants this week to enjoy the bounty of locally grown food.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way - all the proceeds from Eat Local Week events go to support &lt;a href="http://www.youthlaunch.org/programs/seeds.php"&gt;Urban Roots&lt;/a&gt;, a non-profit that my friend Mike runs. They take inner city kids and put them on farms, where they are immediately eaten by wild boars, or something. Seriously, they're a totally awesome cause, so check them out as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now then. Anyone have any idea how I can get local &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Pop Tarts&lt;/span&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1] - The bread from the amazing secret bread lady is so amazing that I can't tell you about because if anyone else finds out how awesome it is, we'll never be able to get any. But you can find her goods at &lt;a href="http://www.daidueaustin.com/"&gt;Dai Due&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://eastsideshowroom.com/"&gt;East Side Showroom&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-2178982115234405951?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2009/12/locavores.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-5645657212730038440</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-23T10:40:33.259-04:00</atom:updated><title>Happy Birthday, House</title><description>It's the 1-year anniversary of moving into our new home at the &lt;a href="http://www.citicite.com/index.php?module=Networks&amp;op=view&amp;NetworkID=1"&gt;Mueller redevelopment&lt;/a&gt;. It's been a wild year, and doesn't seem like that much time has passed. I love living here - the people are extraordinarily friendly, we love our house, and I spend time running the trails almost every day. Here are some pictures I took on my run this morning:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4036661309/" title="Lake Park by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2664/4036661309_99518b0c1d_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Lake Park" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4036664909/" title="On Simond Avenue by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2583/4036664909_18093cd18d_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="On Simond Avenue" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4036672971/" title="Flowers In The Park by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2785/4036672971_1a480d21a6_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Flowers In The Park" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4037431150/" title="Lake Park Steps by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2610/4037431150_e124d0be39_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Lake Park Steps" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4036690017/" title="Mueller Hangar by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2796/4036690017_e13e868f88_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Mueller Hangar" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4037445238/" title="Running Trail by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2564/4037445238_b4cd6b3cf0_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Running Trail" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4036696187/" title="Sculpture Garden by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2781/4036696187_c0524e0732_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Sculpture Garden" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4036700409/" title="The Two Towers by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3636/4036700409_d729508e5b_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="The Two Towers" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/4036702821/" title="Flight Control by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2533/4036702821_ddb69eaca9_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Flight Control" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just 29 more years until we pay it off! Hm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More photos &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/sets/72157604875815662/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-5645657212730038440?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2009/10/happy-birthday-house.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-3392904705388269262</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-24T14:10:20.685-04:00</atom:updated><title>Garbage Out</title><description>As further evidence of my late onset OCD (see &lt;a href="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2009/01/pop-stack.html"&gt;Bubble Timing&lt;/a&gt;), I've recently picked up a new obsession: tracking nutrition. (At this point, anyone who knows me is probably assuming this blog has been hijacked.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It started with a general feeling of out-of-shapeness. The long hours of graduate school (plus working full time, touring, etc ...) had taken their toll on my health, and I was looking a bit, er, round in the middle. I do exercise (I run regularly) but it wasn't noticeable. For a tall skinny kid who used to down entire pies without a blip on the scale, my early-30s were a shock of actually being, you know, human.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's when I picked up a book called &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/End-Overeating-Insatiable-American-Appetite/dp/1605297852"&gt;The End Of Overeating&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://ianvarley.com/images/cover.jpg" border=0 /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Written by David Kessler (former FDA commissioner), it explains why we learn, over a lifetime, to compulsively eat larger amounts of fat, sugar and salt than we need (hint: it's partly our biology, and partly "the man"). Long and short of it is, while we are conditioned to "hyper eat" as he calls it, you &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;can&lt;/span&gt; do something about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About the same time, I found an iPhone app (with an associated web site) from &lt;a href="http://www.livestrong.com/"&gt;Livestrong.com&lt;/a&gt; (Austin biking champ Lance Armstrong's company) called the &lt;a href="http://www.livestrong.com/thedailyplate/"&gt;Daily Plate&lt;/a&gt;. The idea is simple: you enter what foods you eat, and it automatically tracks the nutrition info: calories, fat, protein, carbs, vitamins, etc. They have a huge database of commercial and generic foods, so almost anything you might eat is already in there (and it's wiki-like enough that you can edit or add your own foods, too). It shows running totals and compares it to your goal:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://ianvarley.com/images/calories.png" border=0 /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This thought--that you could actually quantify the amount of energy you're taking in, versus what you're expending--was totally revelatory. My database-addled brain said, "I know how to do this."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I started counting calories. My first revelation--I was &lt;a href="http://columbus.metromix.com/music/essay_photo_gallery/cd101-summerfest-at-lc/1414775/photo/1414829"&gt;on tour&lt;/a&gt; at the time--was that I was regularly eating upwards of 3500 calories a day. (The suggested diet for adults is between 2000 and 2500.) I also started to realize that I could actually predict my cravings and moods based on what I'd eaten in the previous 24 hours; for example, if I go without eating all day until dinner time, I desperately want to eat something fried and covered with cheese ("fat on salt on sugar on fat", as Kessler calls it).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I changed how I eat. It was rough at first[1], but I'm actually really enjoying it now--I monitor and record everything I eat, and shoot for 1500 - 2000 calories a day. Drinking turns out to be the strongest predictor of going over my calorie limits (duh!) but now that I know that, I can at least plan for it a little better. In the month that I've been doing it, I've lost almost 15 pounds:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://ianvarley.com/images/weight.png" border=0 /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next up: getting a &lt;a href="http://www.bodybugg.com/"&gt;body bugg&lt;/a&gt;! (Or a sub-dermal implant, whichever is cheaper.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1] - At one point, a band mate threatened to take away the solitary cheese stick I was allowing myself as a snack, and I almost cried. (I felt better after listening to some Indigo Girls and reading the Nanny Diaries.)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-3392904705388269262?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2009/09/garbage-out.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-4906473678732907633</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 23:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-04T19:44:56.983-04:00</atom:updated><title>Damn It Feels Good To Be A Master</title><description>So, my 2-year long odyssey into the wilds of higher education has now come to an end. Behold!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2673/3887730217_f754275e87.jpg" width="375"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may now refer to me as "Master Varley", "Ian Varley, MSE", or just "Master" if you're tight on time. I graduated at the top of my class (or at least, I got a 4.0 average, which I don't think anybody else surpassed.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My masters' thesis* was called "No Relation: The Mixed Blessings of Non-Relational Databases". Should you have a burning desire to ruin your day and a few hours to spare, you can read it &lt;a href="http://ianvarley.com/UT/MR/Varley_MastersReport_Full_2009-08-07.pdf"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next up: learning to play pedal steel guitar. Anybody got one I can borrow? I've been told it takes about 4 years of practice at 8 hours per day to really get the hang of it. No sweat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* - Technically it was a "Masters Report", which I think in theory means it's supposed to be shorter. But mine was really long (115 pages) so I think it's OK to call it a thesis. :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-4906473678732907633?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2009/09/damn-it-feels-good-to-be-master.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-4520964813370283337</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 03:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-06T23:37:40.941-04:00</atom:updated><title>Call Me, If You Need A Friend</title><description>Check me out! No, seriously, check me out:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=center&gt;&lt;object width="230" height="85"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://clients4.google.com/voice/embed/webCallButton"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="id=2337d060b518726cecb5abf36801a929487937ff&amp;style=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="https://clients4.google.com/voice/embed/webCallButton" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"wmode="transparent" width="230" height="85" FlashVars="id=2337d060b518726cecb5abf36801a929487937ff&amp;style=0"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But, you know, don't actually call me. Just &lt;a href="mailto:ivarley@spamcop.net"&gt;send me an email&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-4520964813370283337?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2009/04/call-me-if-you-need-friend.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-8524517118476005234</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-06T21:09:29.946-05:00</atom:updated><title>Pop The Stack</title><description>So how's 2009 treating you so far? If you're like me, it means you've got about two weeks of writing "2008", then crossing out the 8 and writing a 9.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's new in my life? Not a whole lot; finished the fall semester in flying colors, and now I'm on to bigger and better things. At the moment, that means lots more studying, presently from a great book called the &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Algorithm-Design-Manual-Steve-Skiena/dp/0387948600"&gt;Algorithm Design Manual&lt;/a&gt; (full audio and video lectures from the author are &lt;a href="http://www.cs.sunysb.edu/~algorith/video-lectures/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;). Also been refreshing my C++ syntax trivia and playing with the &lt;a href="http://www.pythonchallenge.com/"&gt;Python Challenge&lt;/a&gt; (though doing both at once is a bit of a brain fry(1)). So much to learn, so little time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another recent obsession of mine is the web site &lt;a href="http://www.stackoverflow.com"&gt;Stack Overflow&lt;/a&gt;, a coding Q&amp;A site / wiki. I just broke 1000 reputation points today (&lt;a href="http://stackoverflow.com/users/37539/ian-varley"&gt;here's my page&lt;/a&gt;). This isn't quite as crazy as it sounds, since they give you 10 points for every up-vote you get (2). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The guys who created Stack Overflow are &lt;a href="http://www.joelonsoftware.com"&gt;Joel Spolsky&lt;/a&gt; (whose writings I've been a big fan of for a long time) and &lt;a href="http://www.codinghorror.com"&gt;Jeff Atwood&lt;/a&gt; (who I wasn't familiar with before). They host a weekly podcast that I've been really enjoying, and last week I submitted an audio question to the podcast that they included. More on that &lt;a href="http://blog.stackoverflow.com/2008/12/podcast-35/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other major obsession recently is &lt;a href="http://www.bubbletimer.com"&gt;Bubble Timer&lt;/a&gt;. Did you know that I have slept 248 hours in the last month? Or 13 hours walking my dog? OK, so that's true, but I'm not quite so OCD that I really care about that level of detail (3). But the great thing about &lt;a href="http://davidseah.com/blog/the-printable-ceo-iii-emergent-task-timing/"&gt;emergent task timing&lt;/a&gt; is that you start to see patterns in your time usage, and you can plan around them. Like, I know that if I spend 45 minutes a day on house cleaning, it'll stay in nice shape, and if I don't, it won't. There's no magic way around that, regardless of what I might want to believe. Over time, emergent timing lets you understand the realities of your life a little better, and then at that point, if you want to change something, you can do it consciously.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, guess I should get back to &lt;a href="http://www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/Game.asp"&gt;whatever it is that I do when I'm not blogging&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(1) - Which reminds me of the time I tried to learn &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regular_expression"&gt;regular expressions&lt;/a&gt; at the same time I was learning the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_Simplified_Keyboard"&gt;Dvorak keyboard layout&lt;/a&gt;. I don't recommend that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(2) - I like to call that "pinball scoring" - inflated scores to make you happier about what you're doing. Seems to work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(3) - LIES.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-8524517118476005234?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2009/01/pop-stack.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-3140719764390837608</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-02T14:43:03.540-05:00</atom:updated><title>Happy 2009</title><description>Happy New Year! Here's to a great 2009.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/3027689928/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3206/3027689928_24932023d7.jpg?v=0" border=0&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-3140719764390837608?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2009/01/happy-2009.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-8274180487121169403</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-07T02:20:10.458-05:00</atom:updated><title></title><description>So, we did it. Now what? Obviously, some celebration. But, what's next as far as political priorities?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama seems to be on his game already - he's already got an impressive web site up called &lt;a href="http://change.gov"&gt;change.gov&lt;/a&gt;, soliciting opinions and input, explaining positions and giving transition news. Here's my contribution:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;President-elect Obama:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First off, congratulations, and thank you for working tirelessly for this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's my input as far as what I'd like to see you prioritize. Aside from the main things I know you'll obviously be working on diligently (the Iraq war, the economic crisis and expanded health care), I see three main priorities I'd love to have you tackle head-on:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Teacher pay. You talk about it in every rally, so make it happen. A small symbolic increase to start, with a plan to get teachers up to real world salaries within 4 years. It'll cost money, but if you pair it with more useful evaluations (to weed out poor teachers) and rewards for high performing teachers that inspire kids, it'll be easier to swallow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Government transparency and citizen input via the internet. You're obviously already doing it, which rules, but please - recruit the best minds from the progressive technology community (guys like Bill Joy and Bruce Schneier) to help you figure out how to do it right, so that we can actually do things like vote and give meaningful (auditable, authenticated, secure) feedback on issues from big to small (using open software). And cast some sunlight on the congressional process (that you know so well) so citizens can help combat pork spending and have the budget better reflect our priorities. You KNOW that, given the chance, the tech community (bloggers on both sides of the partisan divide) will jump on that and vet bills way more efficiently and comprehensively than senators and congresspeople can (no offense - there's just way more folks with way more time on their hands). They just need the tools and the transparency.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Healing the divide. 40-something percent of the country is disappointed and maybe angry right now, and I know how they feel, because it's how I felt in 2000/2004. Ask them what is irking them and commit to compromises. Reach out right away. Go on Rush Limbaugh's show, talk to Hannity and that bunch, and ask them with an open mind: "What can I do to earn your respect?" It might be just a symbolic gesture (i.e. in some of those cases, their industry is built on stirring up hatred, and respecting you would be tantamount to giving up their livelihood). But I think it would take the wind out of a lot of haters' sails, and send a message to heart-felt conservatives that your rhetoric about bridge-building wasn't just talk. You've convinced 52 percent of us, but please, use some of the next two months to reach out to the other half. Ask how we can bridge the gap about abortion (all commit to a detailed program of reducing unwanted pregnancies), spending (commit to how you're going to cut pork and be very transparent about it all), and other hot-button issues. You'll never win 'em all over, but please listen to them. That is exactly what Bush did NOT do (and couldn't ever have done), and I know at least a few conservatives who would really look at you differently for that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And, moreover, please continue to communicate. A lot. Write up detailed, wonky explanations of what you're doing, and why. And then have legions of smart writers and educators summarize things and make them clear enough for the rest of us to understand, too. We may still disagree or second-guess you, but we'll all be better off operating in a high-information environment. If you're doing things wrong, or for the wrong reasons, you seem like the kind of guy who will take our advice and change course.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Obama, we are psyched that you have been elected, but now we're counting on you to step up and do things that aren't just the will of corporations or powerful people, but will move us forward. You can do it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, my conservative friends and readers, on that note: what do YOU want now? To reduce wasteful government spending? To focus on ending abortion? To bring more fairness to the tax code? Lay 'em on me (or go tell the Obama administration yourself). When Bush entered office, he (and, to a lesser degree, the conservative half of America) basically said "F$@% you, liberals - you lost, and we're going to do whatever we want". I don't want to make that mistake this time.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-8274180487121169403?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2008/11/so-we-did-it.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-5789290120261072579</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-04T17:58:20.437-05:00</atom:updated><title>Go Go Go, Obama</title><description>I woke up at 4:30 this morning. Maybe it was the Pizza Hut I ate last night in a moment of weakness. Or, maybe ... this is a long shot ... it's the election.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm nervous and agitated - physically - about today's election. I've never felt this way about a presidential election in my life, even the Kerry boondoggle of '04 (which made me sad and slightly nauseated, but didn't wake me up at 4:30 in the morning).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've heard people talk about Obama fans as "drinking the cool aid". I've followed sites like &lt;a href="http://FactCheck.org"&gt;FactCheck.org&lt;/a&gt; that chronicle misrepresentations and lies from both sides in this election. Etc, etc. He's still a politician, and I know that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But honestly - his candidacy actually gives me true hope about this country. That there's actually something indomitable and special about America. That a smart, scrappy guy who didn't come from money could inspire people and shatter the existing political machines to become leader of the free world. And that together, we can make the world better, by making good decisions that work for the greater good, and by believing in integrity and mercy and humility and progress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go get 'em, O.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/uploaded_images/obama-1-755022.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 598px;" src="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/uploaded_images/obama-1-755018.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-5789290120261072579?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2008/11/go-go-go-obama.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-5128110300653962548</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-09-22T09:54:56.345-04:00</atom:updated><title>ACL</title><description>So, &lt;a href="http://www.aclfest.com"&gt;Austin City Limits festival&lt;/a&gt; is coming up this weekend. I'll be playing with &lt;a href="http://www.blackjoelewis.com"&gt;Black Joe Lewis&lt;/a&gt; on Saturday at 4pm on the Austin Ventures stage. Come see us if you'll be at the festival! :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's some other stuff I'm going to go see. Let's see if this works ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:#959F1C;width:300px;height:300px;margin:0;padding:0;"&gt;&lt;div style="width:300px;height:274px;margin:0;padding:0;"&gt;&lt;object width="300" height="274"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://stats.do512.com/ads/wrapper.php?dW=300&amp;dH=274&amp;_xml=http://do512.com/mapped_event/ivarley.xml&amp;wdgtURI=http://stats.do512.com/acl/acl_v1.swf"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#959F1C"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://stats.do512.com/ads/wrapper.php?dW=300&amp;dH=274&amp;_xml=http://do512.com/mapped_event/ivarley.xml&amp;wdgtURI=http://stats.do512.com/acl/acl_v1.swf" quality="best" width="300" height="274" bgcolor="#959F1C" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="width:300px;height:26px;margin:0;padding:0;"&gt;&lt;a style="margin:0;padding:0;" href="http://dostuffmedia.com/acl/acl_stat.php?a=5" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://dostuffmedia.com/acl/fl.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a style="margin:0;padding:0;" href="http://do512.com/events/day/2008/9/26/1/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://dostuffmedia.com/acl/fr.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyMjIwOTA5NjYxMDkmcHQ9MTIyMjA5MTAwOTYwOSZwPTEwNjIyMSZkPWFjbDIwMDgmbj*mZz*xJnQ9Jm89YjUxMGU*OWUzODRiNDhjNjhjNDc1YmUxNjJkZjBiODE=.gif" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW, we're also playing an aftershow on Friday night at the Parish, which should also be fun and might be more available to those of you not going to the festival itself.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-5128110300653962548?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2008/09/acl.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-2027232586683135561</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 16:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-30T12:11:22.351-04:00</atom:updated><title>Palin</title><description>Here's a quick note from my friend Candice, regarding McCain's VP pick:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"If you all have been watching, McCain just picked Sarah Palin, govenor of Alaska, as his VP, one heartbeat from the presidency. During her acceptance speech, she ran off her short and thin resume:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 1. Soccer Mom of Five&lt;br /&gt; 2. Head of the PTA&lt;br /&gt; 3. Member of the city council&lt;br /&gt; 4. Mayor of Wasilia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok. Let me pause there for a moment. I just got back from Alaska, living about an hour away from Wasilia, so I can paint you a picture of this place. Population is about 8000 people. There is one hospital. One movie theater. One radio station. And a Wal-mart. It's a decent town and god were we happy to get out of the woods and see anything remotely resembling a city, but it's hardly a microcosm for America. Let me pull back the lens a bit and look at Alaska as a whole, or the part I saw of it, which was definitely more rural than some places can be. There are more trees than people in Alaska. There is no law in this place. My purse was stolen and it took 2 hours before I got a phone call from the Talkeetna trooper, who then did nothing. I got sick there once and the ALL volunteer EMTs came to help me 3 hours after the call. Bear and moose attacks are a daily concern.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The closest towns to Wasilia, where Sarah Palin was mayor, are Anchorage and Talkeetna. FYI--Talkeetna's mayor is a cat!! His name is Stubb's. I petted him once.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 5. Gov. of Alaska (for a mere 18 months--Stubb's the Cat has held his post longer!!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This decision shows the worst decision making I have ever seen! A 72 year old man who has had 4 bouts with skin cancer is saying that Sarah Palin is ready to be president on day one???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Put a bow on that woman. Christmas just came early for the Democrats!"&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Indeed. I know that McCain is probably trying to court the Hillary Clinton supporters who have vowed never to vote for Obama, and I'm sure he'll get some of them. But I wonder if he'll simultaneously turn off an equal (or bigger) chunk of good old boys who'll stay home before they vote for a woman VP. Who knows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK, back to putting my head in the sand ... ;)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-2027232586683135561?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2008/08/palin.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-39495720033175291</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-29T11:50:42.523-04:00</atom:updated><title>So, how do you really feel about your iPhone?</title><description>Over a year ago, I &lt;a href="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2007/01/drool-drool.html"&gt;posted my reaction&lt;/a&gt; to the newly announced iPhone. I was incorrect in a couple of the details (GPS and pricing) at the time, as well as about when my Sprint contract was up (it was actually a year longer than I thought). So, sadly, I skipped version 1.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But no more. Version 2 is out, and Uberjam and I were first in line to get one (well, OK, 39th in line, but close enough). Behold:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2714240004/" title="iPhone by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2714240004_7eab87cb06_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="iPhone" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It really is awesome - I feel like I'm living in the future. :) The attention to detail in this UI goes beyond anything I've ever seen. It's not perfect, but it's pretty damn great. Here are the ups and downs:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ups:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;I've found myself listening to a TON more music than I was before, simply because I don't have to worry about listening for the phone. When you're listening to music and you get a call, the music automatically fades out and pauses so you can answer the call. Then, when you're done, it automatically un-pauses and fades back up. That's a small thing, but it makes me more likely to be listening to music all day long, b/c it really doesn't get in the way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;The headphones have a mic (so you can talk on the phone without taking them out) and a little squeeze control to pause your music or skip to the next track. That's really nice when you're running or something, no fumbling with the controls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;There are a ton of apps in the app store, many free; and you can also basically elevate iPhone web apps to nearly full app status by putting an icon on the home screen, which means that many more are already available (google cal, bloglines, remember the milk, etc.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Syncs to google contacts, which is huge for me. I wrote an export from my self-created contacts database (with thousands of listings - basically, everybody I've ever met in my life) into Google, and from there it just syncs to the iPhone when you dock it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;GPS will (theoretically) enable very cool new friend locating &amp; sharing apps. I look forward to trying this at ACL, SXSW, etc. Time will tell which of the location apps (Loopt, Whirl, etc.) will be the platform of choice.&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Downs:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;BATTERY. The battery does not last long enough on this thing, even from day one. I'm having to recharge at least once in the middle of every day. That's not acceptable - at a minimum, it needs to be able to go full tilt for a whole day and recharge at night. Fail on that, Apple.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;No 3rd party push notifications, YET - though that's supposed to be coming in the fall with the next version of the SDK. That means that for now, it can't give me push notifications of new emails - but honestly, that's OK. I don't really need to be pinged by every email.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;No ability (that I've found) to use different outgoing aliases for emails.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;A few apps that aren't there that I wish were: Google cal sync to iphone cal, native Flickr uploader, remote terminal / ssh app. But I'm sure they'll come soon, with many I haven't even thought of yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sometimes the GPS just doesn't seem to work, even when I'm outside on a clear day. What's up with that? At the very least, I'd like it to give a status screen with more info, besides just waiting with no indication of whether it's getting a signal, etc.&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On balance, definitely psyched about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now I promise not to talk about my iPhone anymore.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-39495720033175291?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2008/07/so-how-do-you-really-feel-about-your.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-1732090443182694637</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-09T20:10:12.474-04:00</atom:updated><title>Across The Pond</title><description>So, Uberjam and I recently returned from a quick vacation overseas, to visit our good friends Mo &amp; James in London. It was a fantastic time. Here are a few highlights:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Drinking &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shandy"&gt;shandies&lt;/a&gt; on the pebble beach in &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brighton"&gt;Brighton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2542327182/" title="Brighton Beach by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2160/2542327182_94758e0b4e_m.jpg" width="240" height="173" alt="Brighton Beach" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seeing "Midsummer Night's Dream" at the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globe_Theater"&gt;Globe theater&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2561940757/" title="Crowd @ The Globe by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3020/2561940757_bea6d407f4_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Crowd @ The Globe" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Traipsing around Paris:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2562796858/" title="Jam on the Seine by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2562796858_ce0b610103_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Jam on the Seine" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Having a few pints at London's coolest ancient-underground-labyrnth-cum-trendy-new-bar, &lt;a href="http://www.shunt.co.uk/"&gt;Shunt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2562006059/" title="Bar @ Shunt by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/2562006059_c70db01bc9_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Bar @ Shunt" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Riding in the London critical mass (here's &lt;a href="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/ms?hl=en&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;ll=51.488946,-0.152736&amp;spn=0.018438,0.039825&amp;z=15&amp;msid=105933182574975040811.00044eb2a3750dd53fc02"&gt;our route&lt;/a&gt;, as well as a &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hubbers/sets/72157605348788468/"&gt;photoset by a Londoner&lt;/a&gt; with several shots of us in it):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2562008147/" title="Critical Mass by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3092/2562008147_04e7c1a4df_m.jpg" width="176" height="240" alt="Critical Mass" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Plus many other adventures with some of the most excellent folks on earth. Lots (loads) more photos &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/sets/72157605504333530/"&gt;here on Flickr&lt;/a&gt;.  (JAM's got some too on &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/38437483@N00/"&gt;her Flickr page&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good times! Can't wait to travel again, it is good for the soul. (If, perhaps, a little rough on the wallet, with the exchange rate being rubbish at the moment).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-1732090443182694637?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2008/06/across-pond.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-722275390003451296</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 02:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-13T23:32:40.863-04:00</atom:updated><title>I, for one, welcome our new Google overlords</title><description>So: my semester is done. I think it came out well, though we'll wait for the grades to say for sure. Since the end of the semester, I have:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Gotten all 120 stars in &lt;a href="http://www.mariowiki.com/Super_Mario_Galaxy"&gt;Super Mario Galaxy&lt;/a&gt; (plus another 10 as Luigi)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Recorded a full length album with &lt;a href="http://www.blackjoelewis.com"&gt;Black Joe Lewis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Taken pictures of our new house, which is now &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/sets/72157604875815662/"&gt;framed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Caught up on all my emails and feeds, and all the other work I'd been shirking during crunch time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Made a couple other &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2484817350/"&gt;changes&lt;/a&gt; (???)&lt;/ul&gt;Now, the wife and I are preparing for a vacation in sunny old London, starting late next week. Lo and behold, &lt;a href="http://maps.google.com"&gt;Google Maps&lt;/a&gt; has taken it up another couple notches since last I looked, and is now totally usable as a one-stop vacation planner:&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;You can create your own maps with placemarks, shapes &amp; notes, and collaborate on them with other people&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;You can turn on a &lt;a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/lifehacker/full/~3/289698745/google-maps-integrates-wikipedia-geotagged-photos"&gt;Wikipedia layer&lt;/a&gt; that shows geo-located wikipedia links for anything on the map area&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Not to mention all the other layers that you can turn on now in Google Maps, for restaurants, coffee shops, etc.&lt;/ul&gt;Here's the neighborhood we're starting in. Any suggestions?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;oe=UTF8&amp;amp;t=h&amp;amp;lci=lmc:panoramio,lmc:wikipedia_en&amp;amp;ll=51.450691,-0.191145&amp;amp;spn=0.037496,0.080338&amp;amp;z=14&amp;amp;output=embed&amp;amp;s=AARTsJp52AfrzMFXoVmLb4OyMVEslmu_HQ"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;oe=UTF8&amp;amp;t=h&amp;amp;lci=lmc:panoramio,lmc:wikipedia_en&amp;amp;ll=51.450691,-0.191145&amp;amp;spn=0.037496,0.080338&amp;amp;z=14&amp;amp;source=embed" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left"&gt;View Larger Map&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-722275390003451296?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2008/05/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-google.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-3947602687875527320</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 14:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-06T10:32:01.580-04:00</atom:updated><title>Food vs. nutrition: Michael Pollan @ Google</title><description>This is a fantastic video lecture by Michael Pollan (who wrote the &lt;a href="http://www.michaelpollan.com/omnivore.php"&gt;Omnivore's Dilemma&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I-t-7lTw6mA&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I-t-7lTw6mA&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-3947602687875527320?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2008/05/food-vs-nutrition-michael-pollan-google.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-6486131442786041885</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-28T21:47:53.492-04:00</atom:updated><title>The Home Stretch</title><description>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2431080633/" title="$5 for breaking the build by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2322/2431080633_ed6d96ede6_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="$5 for breaking the build" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've got about 10 days of productive work left before the end of the semester, so I'm battening down hard at the moment. In celebration thereof, here are a few procrastinatory web goodies:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/278769563/death-of-the-sitcom.html"&gt;TV = 2000 Wikipedias a year&lt;/a&gt;: Looking at how much time people spend watching TV in units of "wikipedias" - that is, the estimate of how much human effort has gone into wikipedia (around 100 million hours). How many wikipedias are spent watching TV each year? &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;2000&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A good quote from an article on &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/277189437/gary-wolf-profiles-s.html"&gt;SuperMemo&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;Given the chance to observe our behaviors, computers can run simulations, modeling different versions of our path through the world. By tuning these models for top performance, computers will give us rules to live by. They will be able to tell us when to wake, sleep, learn, and exercise; they will cue us to remember what we've read, help us track whom we've met, and remind us of our goals. Computers, in Wozniak's scheme, will increase our intellectual capacity and enhance our rational self-control.&lt;/blockquote&gt;I welcome our new robot overlords.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.paulgraham.com/good.html"&gt;Paul Graham&lt;/a&gt; considers whether benevolence might be the wellspring of corporate profit:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"Don't be evil" may be the most valuable thing Paul Buchheit made for Google, because it may turn out to be an elixir of corporate youth. I'm sure they find it constraining, but think how valuable it will be if it saves them from lapsing into the fatal laziness that afflicted Microsoft and IBM.&lt;/blockquote&gt;Another good quote: "truth = statelessness":&lt;blockquote&gt;Being good is a particularly useful strategy for making decisions in complex situations because it's stateless. It's like telling the truth. The trouble with lying is that you have to remember everything you've said in the past to make sure you don't contradict yourself. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything, and that's a really useful property in domains where things happen fast.&lt;/blockquote&gt;Here's a cool artwork / game where you can see the code that's running the game and interact with it while the game is running: &lt;a href="http://www.retrodev.co.uk/MiscGames/NakedGame/TheNakedGame.html"&gt;The Naked Game&lt;/a&gt; (Don't worry, SFW).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, back to &lt;strike&gt;trying to get my last 9 stars in Mario Galaxy&lt;/strike&gt; working on my Data Mining and Software Validation projects.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ps - Here are some pictures of the newly poured foundation of our house: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2431085493/"&gt;1&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2431085025/"&gt;2&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2431900446/"&gt;3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2431083325/"&gt;4&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2431898452/"&gt;5&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2431898092/"&gt;6&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2431897174/"&gt;7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-6486131442786041885?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2008/04/home-stretch.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-4314879396896638468</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-13T17:38:34.997-04:00</atom:updated><title>Goings On</title><description>Been quiet on this blog for a couple months, eh? Well, as they say, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. :) Not that I have anything particularly un-nice to say, I've just been busy ... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's new? Last weekend, Jill and I went to the wedding of our good friends of many years, Emily &amp; Matt. We went to &lt;a href="http://www.texasretreat.com/"&gt;Balcones Springs&lt;/a&gt;, which was amazingly beautiful&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2410841411/" title="Tree-filled by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2264/2410841411_ecfff2806e_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Tree-filled" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2411661276/" title="Balcones Springs by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2134/2411661276_42f51394a4_m.jpg" width="240" height="174" alt="Balcones Springs" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More photos &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/sets/72157604523776949/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. They allow dogs, which Mr. Emmet was very excited about:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2411693412/" title="Let's Go Already by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2339/2411693412_2fb1df15d3_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Let's Go Already" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm now entering the last month of classes (just finished my last mid-term, and now I have two projects left to go), so don't expect to hear much out of me until mid-May. Not that you did anyway. :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-4314879396896638468?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2008/04/goings-on.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-3405713431931658343</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-02-03T19:49:07.444-05:00</atom:updated><title>Yes We Can</title><description>So, I've been reading Obama's book, and I have to say: I will be pretty excited when he is elected president. He's a smart, inspiring person who tends to bring people together, which is exactly what we need. This video captures the feeling pretty well:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jjXyqcx-mYY&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jjXyqcx-mYY&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can you imagine such an honest, heart-felt video starring a speech by Senator Clinton? I can't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, the white house is not a time share. :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-3405713431931658343?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2008/02/yes-we-can.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-1959539961536887913</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 17:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-25T13:15:55.808-05:00</atom:updated><title>50K: Some Passings</title><description>Happy Holidays, all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, I got my &lt;a href="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2007/12/50k.html"&gt;50,000th saved email&lt;/a&gt; this week. It was from my friend Paul, and the subject was:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=288873&amp;GT1=7702"&gt;Singer Dan Fogelberg Dies of Cancer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's too bad, I have always liked Dan's music. "&lt;a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=-3-VF7xd_KE"&gt;Longer&lt;/a&gt;", in particular, is one of my favorites. I know, it's sappy. So sue me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And a couple other notable entertainer passings in the past couple weeks. Closest to my heart is my favorite piano player, Mr. &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Peterson"&gt;Oscar Peterson&lt;/a&gt;. He was, almost without argument, the most technically proficient pianist of our time, maybe even of all time. I loved his music so much growing up - pretty much every year, that's what I wanted for Christmas, one of his albums. It taught me both that jazz could be exciting and highly structured, and that I could never actually be an amazing technical pianist (a valuable lesson to learn BEFORE practicing a zillion hours a day for your entire young adult life). Don't believe me? Watch this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=center&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wMzFqmctbww&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wMzFqmctbww&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This dude was way over the top. RIP, Oscar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And of course, the third notable one is Ike Turner. This happened (or at least, we found out about it) while we were in the studio recording Gunpowder with Black Joe Lewis. Seemed fitting. My favorite part of the whole thing, though, is the headline from some inspired journalist: "Ike Turner beats Tina to death."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-1959539961536887913?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2007/12/50k-some-passings.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-1609188743319728681</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-15T14:33:04.687-05:00</atom:updated><title>50K</title><description>OK, I'm about 40 emails away from hitting 50,000 saved emails (I hit &lt;a href="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2006/11/40k.html"&gt;40k&lt;/a&gt; last year). Any bets on who'll be # 50,000? (Not counting spam or bacn, or work emails ...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man, I know I must have something better to do than this.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-1609188743319728681?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2007/12/50k.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-2767825975021694728</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 05:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-12T00:20:42.160-05:00</atom:updated><title>Thummed</title><description>For those of you who carefully monitor my media appearances (hi, mom!), I've been featured in a couple news videos this week demonstrating a new musical instrument that I've had the pleasure of trying out. The instrument is called the &lt;a href="http://www.thumtronics.com"&gt;Thummer&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/uploaded_images/thummer_expressive_musical_instrument-788226.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/uploaded_images/thummer_expressive_musical_instrument-788223.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a performance controller that uses an isomorphic 2 dimensional button layout (not unlike a concertina) and expression controllers located under the thumbs. "Isomorphic" means that no matter where you start, the spatial relationships of buttons on the keyboard represents the same musical relationships. So, it's kind of like the guitar, where you can (mostly) play the same chord or lick anywhere on the neck and get the same sound; you can learn one set of patterns on the thummer and then travel all around to different keys. It's different from the guitar, though, in that the mathenical relationships between notes are much more directly expressed, and the spatial patterns are much more apparent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And it's strange and futuristic looking, which is points in my book.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, on Friday, an article appeared in the Wall Street Journal (&lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB119698832376116538.html?mod=hpp_us_leisure"&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;) which doesn't quote me directly, but does include me in the video:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://services.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/452319854" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=1335476048&amp;playerId=452319854&amp;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://services.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&amp;servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&amp;cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&amp;domain=embed&amp;autoStart=false&amp;" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="486" height="412" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swLiveConnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then, last night, a short segment aired on the Austin NBC affiliate, &lt;a href="http://www.kxan.com"&gt;KXAN&lt;/a&gt;. Here's a &lt;a href="http://www.kxan.com/Global/story.asp?S=7482462"&gt;transcript&lt;/a&gt;, and there's apparetnly video too (but since it's served in a way that doesn't support Firefox and wanted me to install some godawful drm-crippled windows malware, I didn't bother watching it). Anyway, here's a still:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/uploaded_images/7482462_BG1-760588.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/uploaded_images/7482462_BG1-760584.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Thummer is cool and worth checking out; though, unless you're an investor, you'll probably have to wait a bit before getting your hands on one. Unless, you know, you want to come play with mine. I accept bribes in the form of burritos and / or beer.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-2767825975021694728?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2007/12/thummed.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-7455671315689693705</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-04T00:53:21.286-05:00</atom:updated><title>Home Stretch</title><description>So, my finals for my first semester at UT are this Friday, and I'm in head-down mode. I've mostly cleared the decks on the day-job &amp; music fronts for this week, so I can devote myself to studying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... which means that my laundry is all clean and folded, the recycling is taken out, the floors are all swept, my email inbox is empty ... and basically every other thing I could possibly do to procrastinate has been done. As I've learned, GTD doesn't keep you from procrastinating; it just makes you procrastinate really efficiently.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, just 4 more days of studying, and I'll be home free.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianvarley/2074904911/" title="Sunrise by Ian Varley, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2053/2074904911_9fbeb8c417_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Sunrise" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By which I mean I'll play Nintendo until my fingers fall off.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-7455671315689693705?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2007/12/home-stretch.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-843804053010069031</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-29T18:54:56.233-05:00</atom:updated><title>Seriously</title><description>OK, sorry. I hate posting twice in one day, but I couldn't help it. The video I posted earlier? No competition to this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kt692UuRMyg&amp;rel=1&amp;border=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kt692UuRMyg&amp;rel=1&amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please! They're jumping off mountains and flying! Bah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hat tip to &lt;a href="http://www.owenegerton.com/?p=102"&gt;Owen&lt;/a&gt; for the link.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-843804053010069031?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2007/11/seriously.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432376.post-7478440822062830074</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-29T10:53:24.212-05:00</atom:updated><title>Future Interfaces</title><description>Want to see what your future is going to look like? Check out &lt;a href="http://g-fav.blogspot.com/2007/11/amazing-flight-delay-map-and-design.html"&gt;this post from G-fav&lt;/a&gt; (husband of my good friend J-Fav). It's pretty mind blowing stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/89sz8ExZndc&amp;rel=1&amp;border=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/89sz8ExZndc&amp;rel=1&amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No I'm not procrastinating! How rude.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5432376-7478440822062830074?l=www.ianvarley.com%2Fesemplastic' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.ianvarley.com/esemplastic/2007/11/future-interfaces.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian Varley)</author></item></channel></rss>